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Joe Somar, Mike Bowser, and Wind N. Lee are BOYS. Come witness all their misadventures in the city of New Orleans as they are trapped in a world they never made!
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Jul 17, 2020
Jul 17, 2020
2 hr 10 min
It was on the night of October 31, 2019 that BOYS once again took a dark and twisted journey into the mouth of madness. We don't go to a haunted house in this one because of the events of the first Nolaweenies (can you blame us?) BOYS have another blood soaked murder romp on this ghoulish evening including eating a truly Lovecraftian sandwich that shouldn't even be possible. Check this episode out IF YOU DARE!

Jul 9, 2020
Jul 9, 2020
2 hr 11 min
It was on October 31, 2018 that BOYS got together and took a ride around the haunted streets of New Orleans only to end up at a real life haunted mansion. We share some of our favorite EVPs (Extremely Violent Personal stories). You will love the icy, cool dread that permeates this entire episode as well as an ending that will surely leave you stunned. Relive the horror!

Jul 4, 2020
Jul 4, 2020
50 min
All countries matter and today ain't shit if you're BOYS. We took a little break because the time didn't feel right for our brand of irreverent comedy but we are back with a classic episode from the lost first season. This very unique episode shows you a day in the life of the essential worker. Come feel what it's like to be a real American hero.

Jun 13, 2020
Jun 13, 2020
58 min
The podcast event too big for one episode rolls on with the second and final phase. Much like the City of New Orleans, BOYS XXX has entered Phase 2. Did Joe really get into a fist fight on the Williamsburg Bridge in 2008? Is it better to serve in Heaven or reign in Hell? How were playgrounds in the late 80's and early 90's before lawsuits were invented? What lessons did we learn from Metroid? What's it like to drive a diesel fuel powered vehicle? How did Joe really feel about episode 29? Have BOYS ever done a prank call? The answers to all these questions and more await you in this great podcast!

Jun 11, 2020
Jun 11, 2020
1 hr 5 min
The podcast event too big for one episode, BOYS XXX is finally here. In Phase One, we are reopening at 25% capacity with 100% of the laughs. What is everyone's favorite KoRn album? What is there to do on Frenchman Street? Has Mike actually become an iPhone? What's it like to eat horrible Italian food on Decatur Street during a pandemic? Are all 5 foot 9 Scorpios actual living monsters? How did Barbie meet Ken and how far apart in age were they when it happened? The big questions get answered once again so tune in!

Jun 8, 2020
Jun 8, 2020
1 hr 3 min
BOYS get trapped in a tropical storm in this classic episode from the lost first season. This sleepy little slice of Americana will remind you of simpler times. Later in the show, Joe visits his friend Jason and hangs with death match wrestling legends Casanova Valentine, Markus Crane, and Kit Osbourne. They talk about Jason Takes Manhattan amongst other topics in a fun little conversation.

May 26, 2020
May 26, 2020
1 hr 31 min
A classic from the lost first season of BOYS. It was a year ago to the day that BOYS all piled into the WienMobile and drove out to best dang casual dining spot on God's Green Earth, Applebee's. It had been rumored that millennials were destroying these types of establishments and we just wanted to see what the fuss was all about. Marvel as Mike complains about the sun. How peppery is too peppery for Wien? Will there be a Charli XCX song playing faintly in the background? You're going to have to listen to find out.

May 21, 2020
May 21, 2020
52 min
We dig into the vault for this episode of BOYS. Mike alongside a clearly inebriated Joe get together in the famous NO-zone to discuss all sorts of conspiracies. Can Stevie Wonder see? Did aliens build the pyramids? Who should have nukes and who shouldn't? Did Sandy Hook actually happen? BOYS never shy away from controversy and we really get to the heart of the matter in this one.

May 18, 2020
May 18, 2020
56 min
New Orleans has entered Phase One of re-opening and BOYS had to get in on the action. We stay safer at home and once again find ourselves having a cyberchat. We are joined by friend of the show, Miles Coffee (played by Myles Coffey), and he FINALLY puts some rumors about him to bed. Speaking of beds, which BOY doesn't have a bed frame? Is Rocky II the worst film in the franchise? What is the true origin story of Spider-Man? How does Mike eat his PB sandwiches? We throw around some Sartre quotes and find beauty in the minutiae of the human condition like we always do. WHO DAT?!

May 14, 2020
May 14, 2020
56 min
BOYS return in these strange and uncertain times with another ALL NEW episode. Joe, Mike, and Wien discuss how things are going in what is now considered the new normal. Joe desperately tries to find a cool guest for the show but is he successful? How do you commit suicide if you don't know how to drive? Has Mike turned to a life of street violence? What actor do BOYS find to be criminally underrated? These questions answered and more in this episode!
